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[13 Dec 2006|01:30am] |
hey guess what? i want to go back to school. hurry up and get home people so i won't be bored. i want ceasar's lets go, nick will pay he said. I think a list is more applicable for this but i'm too lazy to reformat the whole thing so i'll start from here,
-I want to go snowboarding
-I kind of have a girlfriend
-my mom's cooking is amazing
-I'm poor for christmas
-I'm gonna get a credit card
-i'm going to whistler in mid january to get fucked up and fuck bitches (college weekend)
-i'm always hungry
-I wish the gym was closer
-i want to complain more but i can't think of what to whine about
-My keyboard is REAlly fucking loud.
-i shall purchase a new one for my dad's christmas present
-Billy Broome you still write a fucking essay everyday. amazing.
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| mark abad |
[28 Sep 2006|11:06am] |
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If you want something to read then buy a fucking book. haha. i officially sold my soul to the air force
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[13 Sep 2006|02:47am] |
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made 36 bucks at the casino, holla bitches
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[04 Sep 2006|11:33pm] |
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I found my live journal..i mean LJ, my bad. yep i figured all my friends are doing it, i might as well do it too. And YES if they jumped off a bridge i would be right there with them... but i would have scuba gear. haha those dumbasses
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| Holla HOLLA HOLLA back bitches |
[11 Dec 2004|08:11pm] |
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i thought for sure i would never write in this again, but i am sincerely truly bored. I am very excited for christmas and winter break. Then i am excited for spring break. then VICTOREEIZZLE. and then college and a life of shooting bitches with my airplane. I need a girlfriend...haha preferably someone descent looking but if not, its cool i'll just put a paper bag over your head all day. (and all night) hehehe. mud butt. you make my peepee hard. Oh Yeah. I'm gonna pee in your butt. Oh yeah. damn those would make great rap lyrics maybe R kelly will take it. I'm excited for sing a song day at school. ee cha cha boo cha cha nah nah. it should snow. peace bitches. I'm out like a fat kid in dodgeball.hahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha i crack myself up
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[04 Aug 2004|12:48pm] |
i feel obligated to write in this so here it goes. watched harold and kumar. hung out with tony ferrari. lost 10,000 in poker. going to mexico on sunday for 9 dias.
i just figured out that episode in seinfeld that the lyrics to that one song is war (huh/hoo) what is it good for absolutely nothing. i never caught the war at the beginning. yeah its pretty sad that i only figured it out after i watched that episode for the fourth time. george is a marine biologist and saves a whale that kramer hits a golfball into. war and peace. original name: war, what is it good for. bitches.
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[21 Jul 2004|11:00pm] |
so the other day i went to mount gaynier* with my Gayndma* Gayma* Gaypa* and Gaysther*. we drove for about 5 hours and were there for only 1 hour. I saw a gaymousine* with someone in it who resembled gayda* pinkett. today i went to gaylsbo* and i took some allergy medicine called gaynadryl* which made me queasy. then i played poker and killed all those gay mofos. and tomorrow i might go to gaycean* shores. one word to describe road trips with family.... gay. and i also watched anchorman which was very funny. im gonna punch you in your ovaries. right in the baby makers. and i learned that menstruation attracts bears
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rainier
grandma
oma
apa
esther
limousine
jada
poulsbo
benedryl
ocean
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[18 Jul 2004|10:28pm] |
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my sister's wedding was pretty fun. i like texas girls haha. i now have motivation to learn to dance because really hot girls sandwitched me A LOT! boy what a night. AND if anyone wants free senior pictures preferably a girl then give me a call or something because this photographer lady thinks im hot so she's giving me and possibly a friend free senior pictures.
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[28 Jun 2004|11:43am] |
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the person on the left is me of course, I'm NOT the gay asian.
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[27 Jun 2004|03:48pm] |
Ali isn't here
She's out swaughterin a deewr
shes out of the housy
cause shes got a gwate mousy
5-0-9 9-7-1 fyeeive
she'll call you back when she arryeeives
this is peter and brad LIVE
YOYoyo dis is WAyne JUUUUU bane!!
I would like to know techniques for "wooing" women. please educate me on the topic
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[22 Jun 2004|02:28pm] |
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So this morning i woke up and found out that during the night one of my tires had completely lost all of its balls. So i am without transportation unless i use the car. i also have to lay low on the social part of my life because my parents are somewhat irritated with my sex and drugs lifestyle. Summer is awesome; The Lake, partying, jumping into the sound at 12:30 in bainbridge island with mormons, and the drive-ins.
By the way i've been free-ballin' all mornin.
"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it" -COSMO KRAMER
The short sexy hair i had in my hair finally came out too it only took 6 shampoos, chlorine, lake water and salt water
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[14 Jun 2004|09:22pm] |
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i almost forgot... today in spanish we showed our wonderful spanish video which contained such vulgar language as; Ass, Bitch, Bitches, crack, Puta, and many others... all compliments of the one and only KENDALL CARRIER. it was quite awesome luckily the only word our teacher heard was puta (whore) so basically this was our spanish video... We start off with teddy falling out of a tree after seeing me undress and then he falls off of a fence and breaks in to my house, i call the cops and kendall barges in and says "POLICIA...bitches" then he kicks devita's ass and she runs and hes like get your ass back here bitch and lets teddy go and is like did she hurt you sir.. because shes black, then we have the interrogation scene in which kendall goes crazy on devita " QUIEN ES TU PAPA PUTA!!" incredibly loud with terribly pronounced spanish then teddy calls me because im a gay AZN hairstylist wearing christina's tubetop and i put mascara on his beard and draw on his face and he turns into christina because im that good. by the way i purposely added no periods.
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[13 Jun 2004|08:38pm] |
... I know i've told everyone that i wasn't going to, but i've been thinking about it... Different coach, senior year, Greatest way to get in shape that i know of, and on top of all that i think I'm going through singlet withdrawals. Screw it, I'm gonna wrestle. every year i say i'm not going to wrestle and especially this year i wasn't going to but i can't stay away. i've invested too much time into this homosexual manhandling sport to throw it all away and regret not doing it later. Damn. A few things i will never do again; Cut weight, stare down the guy i'm about to wrestle because frankly i dont give a F***, and finally i will never call john fat or say he has large breasts... PSYCHE. haha. damn those singlets..when i first started wrestling i never thought i'd say this but I LOVE WEARING MY SINGLET!!! I'm gonna steal it when wrestling season is over and sleep in it every night. i seriously hate wrestling with a passion.
I'm sorry i told everyone i wasn't going to wrestle but it is a necessary evil in my life man i'm an idiot
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the other day i took my shirt off and took a nap on my trampoline. it was awesome. i highly recommend it. Dont have a trampoline? feel free to nap half naked on my trampoline. you'll wake up with an awesome tan, and best of all NO TANLINES!!
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I hope everyone that went to prom had a lot of fun, while you guys were at prom brad brian and i had mucho funno. We played frisbee, halo, ate pizza, drove around, visited our best bud christina at circuit city and made her earn her paycheck, went to freddy's and got cool soda; chocolate fudge, green apple, cream soda, and blue bubble gum. the only one we didnt get was fufu berry whatever the hell that is. went to my house and played and sang to songs on the guitar out of my book such as; a whole new world, the circle of life, yesterday, sweet child o' mine, favorite things, pretty woman, Layla, and many other wonderful songs.
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[03 Jun 2004|08:05pm] |
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Brian is awesome at gymnastics, Brad is awesome at guitar, Alex is a genius, Caroline is awesome at Saxophone, Billy is awesome at getting stuff for me and brad...haha just joking buddy, hmm.. christina and ryan are awesome at soccer, along with alex and i of course, jessica and ali and awesome people in general, marisa is an awesome best friend, Johnny boy is a world class eater, hmm... Katarina is an awesome hippie, Monica has awesomely huge feet, Miranda has an awesome tan, hmm..Paul is an awesome biggin, Lia is an awesome psycho, and i love you all. if im forgetting anyone im sorry just tell me and ill add you
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[03 Jun 2004|07:48pm] |
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So i got my physical today.. and i found out i have a heart murmur which sucks balls. but what can you do. i also found out i'm more flexible than most of the girls that were there (ashley) thats always reassuring
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[01 Jun 2004|09:23pm] |
today we had an awesme concert. everyone sucked except for percussion and jazz band. and let me say that brad is amazing. any "guitarrist" who thinks they can even come within a mile of that solo can lick his overized balls. I love WAH!! Brad once told me a story and it went a little something like this..."I don't even have an office chair anymore, I just sit around on my nuts. People come over to my house and they think I'm just sitting on a giant flesh colored bean bag. I once took a bullet right in the cojones just to prove how tough I am, but the bullet ricocheted off of a pube and shot some kid in the face. I almost felt sorry for the kid, but he had it coming. Nobody can step to my nuts. My ex-girlfriend was bitching at me one day, so I tossed my nuts at her. BAM. Knocked the bitch out cold. The best teabagging she ever received, and I wasn't even trying."
P.S. i'm not gay so dont worry about it
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[31 May 2004|01:04pm] |
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last night was fun. hung out with brad, brian, jessica, alex, christina, billy and our new "best friend" marisa. went all over town got drunk and puked all over. got high and killed someone. overall a pretty calm night. oh yeah and lots of sex and drugs
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[28 May 2004|02:57pm] |
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If guys are gonna hula...they definitely shouldnt shake their ass... they should be throwing fire or something. very disturbing. very disturbing indeed.
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